GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.